Donald
Trump said recently: “Iran, when they circle our beautiful
destroyers with their little boats and they make gestures at our
people they should not be allowed to make, they will be shot out of
the water.”
The
liberal media naturally wet their collective calzones calling Trump's
statement reckless, irresponsible and war-mongering, not to mention
his usual tortured, hyperbolic syntax.
Well,
that's a little harsh. Actually, the Trumpkin Pumpkin is on fairly
firm historical footing here. El Donaldo tiene razôn.
Some
examples:
- When Montezuma held his nose and made a scrunchy face when he initially met Hernan Cortez because of the Spaniards odious body odor: ¡Hijole! ¡Este tipo realmente apesta! Me da tanto azco! Well, you know the rest.
- In 1846, when Mexican local, Chuy Mendoza, stuck his tongue out at a drunk gringo in a San Antonio cantina, the Mexican-American War erupted with gusto the following day.
- World War II began after a Japanese fisherman mooned Admiral Chester Nimitz while the US naval commander was on the deck of an aircraft carrier hitting golf balls into the Pacific Ocean.
So
let's not jump to conclusions when Trump speaks just because the
majority of things coming out of his crooked, thin-lipped, little
mouth...es pura mierda!
And what was that “our
beautiful destroyers” comment about? Is The Donald intending to
create a Battleship Beauty Pageant in one of his swank, glitzy, deep
in hock to China hotels?
“And
the winner is...Miss USS Missouri.”
Trump is also visiting
Flint, Michigan. Flint citizens are still suffering from a prolonged,
toxic water pollution crisis. I guess Trump is going there to unload
cases of his unsold Trump Water/ Do them a favor,compadre, toss in a
few of those unsold Trump Steaks and Trump Vodka.
Meanwhile, Hillary is
recuperating from pneumonia with some much needed rest and a nice,
hot bowl of sopa de res.
“Tome
una tortilla de maiz mijita. Hazte un taquito con la carne/”
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